"In Bangalore you can party like a rock star." Pause. "Until ten-thirty at night."
It probably wouldn't have them rolling
in the aisles in London or Los Angeles, but if all politics is local,
then so is a great deal of comedy.
And a new craze is beginning to sweep urban India - stand-up comedy. In English.
On stage in a small open-air auditorium is Papa CJ, an Indian comedian who's appeared regularly on the British comedy circuit.
"What you've got to manage in the Indian audience is some of the
hypocrisy. People are very conscious of who is looking at me laugh at
what," he says.
Even for him, this is relatively new territory. For Indian audiences
more than anywhere else, it's all about knowing where the lines have to
be drawn.
"But it's fascinating because it's at such a nascent stage," Papa CJ says.
Devika
"The only reason I got inspired to really do stand-up is that I sat in the audience and heard all this female bashing"
"So it's almost your job to dance on that line - step across and come
back, step across and come back - and ask 'are you OK with that?'"
And it's not just established stand-ups who are clambering up on stage.
At an open-mic night in a Delhi bar, the drinks are flowing, there are
some fairly risque jokes being told, and a woman has just started
singing on stage about the infamously bad attitude of the Indian man.
Devika is a lawyer by day and a would-be comedienne at night. And her inspiration? Breaking a few taboos.
"The only reason I got inspired to really do stand-up is that I sat in
the audience and heard all this female bashing, and more female
bashing," she laughs.
"It went on and on and finally I said 'you know what? I can give an answer to that. Let me get up and do it.'"
There is of course a huge comedy scene in India already - Hindi comedy
in the north, Tamil comedy in the south, a dozen other regional
linguistic laughs and a long Bollywood tradition of slapstick.
Political pitfalls
But some things don't translate well, as India's deputy foreign minister Shashi Tharoor found out recently.
On his twitter page he said he was flying cattle class in solidarity
with all our holy cows. Cattle? Cows? Can be a sensitive subject in
India.
Many people weren't amused, and Mr Tharoor was briefly inundated with calls to recant or resign.
"The problem with a politician trying to be funny," he admits ruefully,
"is that you have to be funny across all these linguistic divides or
else you come a cropper. And that's what happened to me.
"I think I've had a very, very hard lesson on why it is that Indian politicians are not renowned for their sense of humour.
Playwright Anuvab Pal
Anuvab Pal describes an emerging upper-middle class and urban humour
Indians love a joke and a laugh as much
as anyone else, but this is a large and complex country with multiple
layers of language and development.
"The things you can say in private to an audience who might understand
the context," Shashi Tharoor concludes, "are very different to what you
can say in this vast public space of multi-lingual India."
And there are still plenty of subjects which would cause a pretty sharp
intake of breath - caste and religion immediately spring to mind. But
parts of India are learning to laugh at themselves in a much more
liberal way.
"I think there's an upper-middle class, urban, Indian sense of humour
emerging," says Anuvab Pal, a successful playwright and screenplay
writer.
"Thirty to forty million people, cosmopolitan, well-travelled and fairly exposed to Western comedy."
He runs through a list - Friends or Frasier, Seinfeld or The Office.
"That kind of comedy is pouring out into stand-up comedy clubs," he
adds, "and I think in aspirational cities like Delhi they'll all talk
about it. It becomes a thing. And if you can make it like that, they'll
laugh."
In other words, English language comedy is reflecting a young Indian elite, with plenty of money to spend.
The Comedy Store - a British institution - is soon opening in Mumbai,
and other comedy clubs are springing up to take advantage of the new
trend.
This is still a conservative country. But in so many ways it's becoming more open to the wider world.